Chuck Ragan is the best.
I want to be more discrete, I want them all to quit following me. In the walls held captive lives a mouse. I don’t have the guts to kick him out. In the bars where I live, lives someone who I would’ve hated when I was young. when I swore life had a purpose, when i was sure the whole thing’s worth it; damn the days we took for granted. never again will i let anyone close to me. Me and the rodent in the wall have more in common after all. So burn the fucker down. I don’t care anymore. Because if this is what you want, I understand. Good luck with the guilt left on your hands.
The Tonight Show Drinking Game:
Drink every time jimmy says ‘my man’. That’s it. That’s the entire game.